Monday, October 14th, 2002
This weeks nutty person claims to have a proof that
God exists. Basically, he just looks too hard. He tries to equate everything
to the cartesian coordinate system, and manages to almost force it to match
up. He claims that the brain has four axis, and that the cross represents
that. Basically, it's a bunch of star trek technobabble with "Proof
of God" stapled to it.
In this truly delightful nut's "theory",
we learn that God is a few inches taller than man and that gravity causes
God. God, as well as man, are also very poorly drawn, apparently with MS
paint. We also learn about Hammond's love of diagrams, with lots of little
dotted lines, and things labeled x y and z, that seem like they might actually
contain some insight, or pertain to the text, but actually contain no useful
information whatsoever.
Unfortunately his gem of a web page
is gone. It had all of his insane "theory" and a test that was full of
questions that were silly, as of yet unanswered, or questions that
had multiple answers. The said purpose of the test was to determine if
you were intelligent enough to understand the his "proof of God". It said
that if you didn't get half of the questions "right" (in quotes because
most of them had no right answers) then you weren't intelligent enough
to understand his "proof of God".
Although I do not have his original
web site, I have a couple of links to pages about him. One stating his
original "theory" in full, and another making fun of him (as if he needs
the help).
Monday, October 7th, 2002
This weeks winner: Gene Ray, for his page http://www.timecube.com. This site is incredible in it's length, and in it's insanity. Let me give you an example.
"Time Cube discovery makes
me wiser than human/gods.
YOU were educated EVIL,
& too damn dumb to know
about Time Cube Creation.
............................................
My Cubic wisdom is above
1 - day Gods and Scientists.
Ignoring Time Cube is Evil.
..............................................
Educators are"damn liars",
and most evil of all animals.
They do not deny the charge
of being evil word bastards. "
And that is a very small portion of
that page. And it is a black and white, size 14 version of his text, which
is all sizes above about 24, and in whatever color he feels like ranting
in. apparently he has some theory here, but he won't stop telling us how
we are "educated stupid" long enough to tell us what it is. I mean, he
actually lectured about it at MIT. He might have something, but he's far
too crazy to tell us what it is.